chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via smokingawaymysorrows)

dcu:

I still think the Batman Returns suit is the best.

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via memewhore)

thoughtfultea:

People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened which made your conscience ease up and your heart changed. Good character can contribute to how someone perceives you.

(via keshiababyy)

togepied:

why isnt there a 30 day free trail for being in a relationship with your crush so you can see how it plays out

(via keshiababyy)

memewhore:

We have his wife Tabitha to thank for fishing it out.